Sunday, 31 May 2020

The Knife Sharpener (50 & 51)


50.

Bohemian Bob Tells His Version of the Wastes (5)

War brings all kinds, Nicky. Scurrilous sorts, mostly. People keen to pick at the corpses and the wreckage. Profiteers seeing a cheap buck to be made. And the gold hunters were already scattered through the east, waiting to dig at the remains of Walker and Taylor to see what clues they could uncover about buried hordes of gold. They all have interests in keeping that kinda turmoil kicking. In that, they’re a bit like a shitty footy player tagging a gun. All they want is to ramp the tension, milk the indecision, make it all dirty, drag it to their level. A truce is bad for business. An agreement that things got too messy.
            Chauncey – what’d you say he was calling himself again, Helmut?
            Chance.
            Yeah, that fella. He’s one of them dirt types. Keen to stick a fist in the ribs when you ain’t looking and duck off the other way while you check for some official to call foul. Sneak a goal out the back kinda cunt, ya know?
            Power hungry fucker. And when Aayden ran back to his uncle Roy and got the Taylors all fired up and marching off to brawl, Chauncey – Chance, whatever, he ratted out the whole situation to the Walkers. He conned his way into the funeral preparations with a few tough lads and he gets to telling them who killed old Sharmayne’s mum and that Roy was bout to break the armistice on Carers. But, worry not, he said to the Walkers. Pointed at the guys with him. I’ve got a few of me own Carers willing to work for gold.
            There was no moment of thought or doubt as far as Sharmayne was concerned. She hired a few of them right from Chance and put em to work Caring up some knives and forks for weapons.
            They didn’t – I didn’t know, he’d already sold off a few equally less worthwhile Carers already to Aayden, Roy, and the Taylors. Chance, he put himself in the middle of it as the fucking arm’s dealer.
            I thought we were on the same side for a bit. Realised pretty quick his only interest is himself, but. No Ministry about the man. Detested Ministry, actually. Yet, it didn’t stop him basically helping in its dirty work. And when it all went pear shaped, he came begging to me to keep him out of it. Didn’t want to be tarnished as a war crim, right. I told him I’d see what I could do. Man frightened me, to be honest. When I excised him and Rudiger from the stories, a couple of years later the motoboys started keeping watch of me. Wasn’t sure if it was to keep me quiet. Or payback. Probably both. Chance hedged his bets.
            And speaking of Rudiger, he watched his heart get torn, as his missus fell in with the conflict. He disappeared for a while there. Somewhere out east. When he came back, it wasn’t pretty.
            The conflict kicked hard from the get-go. Armed to the gills, Taylors and Walkers systematically demolished each other’s Collection Stations, manor houses, compounds, and union halls, killing any number of family and disappearing tracts of the east to the looser powers of the Cared weapons they recklessly carried. For though Roy was an accomplished Carer, the hitmen Chance hired out were little more than journeyman scrubs whose Cared tools were as likely to backfire as they were to properly function. The other Carers who were hidin out there tried to keep out of it, but fearing that they’d choose the wrong side and twist the war, Taylor and Walker hunted em down. And them gold diggers, too, took a dislike to em, firstly, when they refused to Care for their pick axes, and secondly, when they thought they might step in and end shit and ruin their chance to pick at the remains of whatever gold mines were hidden across the east. The Carers were hunted, mutilated, and cut down. The order was getting well trimmed.
            The war continued to rage and flame. Senseless in the way that things can get when revenge and greed are the fuel. It was a series of raids, surprise attacks, drive bys, and duels. As I said, the Cared implements were destructive, digging out swathes of land into voids that far as I know still swell and vibrate out there. Butter knives used to sever people from existence itself. Pots and pans which gathered the air and burned it molten, that was then hurled at the opposition. Most of it that wasn’t Cared by Roy or his men was a hair trigger prospect, likely as not to disappear the wielder as serve it actual function. Like I heard about a whisk Cared to scramble a man’s molecules, which backfired and twisted the arms of the man who had into red liquorice. He lived. Uncomfortably.
Released of her affair and swelled with a new infatuation, Sharmayne led with unbridled violence. She torched Taylor lands right to the edges of the Valley. Savage aboard her Holden, leaning out the window screaming and shooting. Sharmayne hunted for Aayden. Suburb to suburb. Aayden fled from her, salting the land as he went, causing his own kind of twisted carnage.
Eventually, Sharmayne believed she had him trapped. With her brother Hunter, they cornered him at a Toll Booth deep in Taylor lands. They stormed right into a trap. Gunfire opened on the siblings and Hunter fell in a tangled, riddled mess. Sharmayne who had been blinded by the idea of achieving her satisfaction fell with a bullet in the knee. From the Booth stepped Aayden, bearing a knife especially Cared by his Uncle Roy. It was a chef’s knife, Nicky, a bit like yours. He came up to Sharmayne and people said he shed tears for the woman he loved who didn’t love him back. I’ve always believed that was bullshit, but. Man didn’t have tears. He only saw something that he couldn’t possibly have, and, cos of that, it wasn’t worth keeping round. She wouldn’t submit to him. Not ever. Cut down and waiting for the inevitable, she only stared at Aayden as he came and a string of sweet curses dripped from her lips. He placed the knife to her throat and slit.
It was not the first time that knife had done its business. People knew what it did. Nothing quite so otherworldly as slicing through time and space. Nah. What it was Cared to do was separate a being from its body. It cut the souls right outta ya physical sack. Dribbled out their wounds. Then as it floated free, the knife could rend the body of the soul, flay it, slice it, mince it into nothing. Aayden took that knife to Sharmayne’s body and spiritual existence and cut both into paste, then nothingness as the air carried it away. She was diced out of this world.
For a moment, it seemed as though hostilities would cease. Brutality had been thought to reach its crescendo. And though it was more violent and terrible than anything I had anticipated, the job was all but done. The Ministry would clean up the east. Block off the black holes. Take back the land and have the control it sought.
Rudiger heard about Sharmayne, but. Any idea of peace was quashed as he exacted his terrible revenge.
Not just on the Taylor’s neither. He became adept at hunting Carers – Helmut there may tell you one day. He blamed them for creating the kind of monstrous weapons that could so thoroughly vanquish his love. And in his rage, the cool calculations of the man remerged: he saw it as his mission to clear the way for Ministry and turned on the Walkers and their Carers, too, whom had started as his loudest cheerleaders, then came to tremble at his name.
No one knew where he was hiding out. But they knew the dull thump of his cricket bat. The deep voice of a man committed to his task, who had talked himself into it, informing the victim of their crimes, the rationale of their impending battering.
Eventually he came for Aayden, Roy, and the knife. I was there. Under duress. Found by the Taylors at a Walker compound. Rudiger came in one evening as they interrogated me about what I knew. The coward Aayden he fled. Roy tried to stand his ground with the knife, but Rudiger slipped past him and took out his legs with the cricket bat. He took the knife to him then. Claiming this was how justice is best served. The Ministry Good requires balance, he said as he took apart the bits of Roy’s soul like a chef at a chicken carcass.
It was horrific. I still think about it. Too much.
He left with the knife to hunt down what was left of Roy’s Carers in the compound.
That was enough for me. I fled.
Of course, what happened after is well known. Aayden’s last stand at the Costco. The faulty spatula he tried to use which ultimately scrapped away a large swathe of Ringwood, before he was gunned down by gold diggers. The whole east lost to insanity. The Walker and Taylor families split. Tracts of land empty and burnt and swirling into vortexes. Things, molecules, the stuff of reality displaced and fractured. Distorted. There was nothing left for the Ministry. I suspect that Rudiger made it certain: there was nothing Good there anymore, no room for it to fit.
            And, still, he came out a hero. The man who tried to save the east. I fixed the story. Omitted his role from the love story become tale of revenge. I made it a tragedy. In a sense, it really was.

51.
Paul was dreaming of stars and cults and finding the best in people.
            The grates near the train line rattled. Churned against rust. Limply, Paul woke up and looked straight into the flames of a lamp. Above it a beard floated against the dark.
            ‘Paul,’ the beard said and split in two. ‘Time to go.’
            The light came to Paul then and he smiled a little, but didn’t know why.

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