Wednesday, 1 April 2020

The Knife Sharpener (10)


10.

The two Toorak Militia kept vigil as Helmut left. Xavier was holding his gun at the ready. Forearm veins and white knuckles visible. They let Helmut pass through. He put a worn Billy Joel tape in the cassette player. A bottle of red, a bottle of white / It all depends upon your appetite. He felt at the wad of notes in his pocket. His finger tapped on the steering wheel. The address for his next job was written on a piece of parchment the butler handed him on the way out.
            The roads were busy, and the Toyota panel van crept along. People about their own business. Heading into town from the suburbs. Leaving the city to go home. All kinds of attire and automobiles. That time of the day when the usual barriers collapsed. Intersections between money and everyone else. A canary yellow Ford Fiesta alongside a vintage Jaguar. Their horns not dissimilar. Mimicking the other’s impatience. Ministry official Mercedes with absent licence plates, behind utility vehicles carting fairy exterminators to Birrarung Marr for the weekly bloodbath. Motoboys everywhere. Racing to their dinner service. All navigated the heavy, retro Boyle Melbourne W Class trams that the Premier had dug out of junkyards to repopulate the transit system. Feats of jangling, clunking inefficiency. Serviced the east, mostly. A misplaced cultural icon the populace liked to claim old school Melbourne chic. Manned by the heavily armed Conductors. Passengers disembarked watching warily. Mostly middle management types. A few late returning school children.
            Helmut drove the van onward. Things are okay with me these days / Got a new job, got a good office. He rarely worked after five. He liked to get back to his Glen Iris flat in time for the news. Feed his three-legged cat, Messer. Drink pilsner. Cook sausages and packet mash potato. Look to his phone and organize appointments for the following day. Read a biography on a cutler or a singer. His life had become quiet. Regimented. He fought to keep it that way. A finely honed rhythm. Helmut did his one thing – sharpen knives – and he did it exceptionally. This was all that was required of him. He held onto no need to comply to the expectations of others. That part of his life he had dismissed. He did enough.
            Near the garish Hawksburn Bridge with avant-garde renderings of community, apartments, houses, and fencing shifted to cafes and restaurants. Elevating rental prices. Boutique bed ware stores. Places specialising in towels made of hypoallergenic yak and yeti fur.  Artful kinetic furniture designed for human curvature. Wine bars of glittering steel and pizza ovens. Filled with natural wines, smells of cut grass, distant manure. Thin poseurs in faux fur huffing cigarillos on the footpath, sipping carafes of Sauvignon Blanc. Helmut grips a Champion between his teeth. None of it was worth the price of parking. Interspersed shoeless beggars. Drug addicts and northside remnants, maybe.
            He turned onto Chapel St. The South Yarra end with its for lease signs in cracked windows and forgotten retail. Squatter homes and evicted Chapel St bums chased by Ministry police trying to reinvigorate the area. Now, for venders on the street hawking stolen wares from motorised carts – accessories, clothing, fireworks, and booze. Lean shopping attendants stalking the next sale. Between them were throwback burger bars. Mass produced sushi. Ethical vegan and grilled root vegetables. Helmut saw it as a tourist trap. The South Yarra Chapel St Market was just getting started.  Customers sure that the stalls sold legit goods pillaged from the backs of the dilapidated store fronts. Leftovers before the rental blowout. The traffic was heavy, blocked by the 78 tram. People wandered often onto the road.
            There were more bars as Helmut worked his way up Chapel towards Windsor. More of the seedy dirt, with crushed gum and trash. Revelry split onto the footpath. More begging. Clouds of cigarette smoke. Parmas and chips. Neon Asian restaurants with food cold rom photography. Careful selections of clothing. Affected body positioning. All in orange stackhats to save them from drunken collision. Billy Joel was singing, I don’t want you to tell me it’s time to come home. Helmut saw a blocky man in torn footy shorts and a woollen yellow sweater, stackhat sitting at the rear of his scalp, leading a band of motoboys in song at a derelict bar filled with plush couches. A fireplace flicked in the background behind the choir leader. His shadow spilled out the door onto Chapel.
            The Church of Violentiam Movedur Sidus was in a two-story building. Its few windows were blacked out. The front door had a small peephole and a doorbell. There was no sign declaring it a religious institution. It lacked any kind of spirituality. Windsor Station was across the road. Helmut pulled his van up just past an alley to the building’s right. He grabbed his tools from the back and locked the door. A pair of Chapel St bums in stained tracksuits, drinking from a paper bag and smoking tailored cigarettes watched as Helmut walked past and rang the doorbell. A Champion burned down to the filter was stuck in his teeth.

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