Friday, 10 April 2020

The Knife Sharpener (18)


18.

Lucia arranged the man just so. Made sure the lighting was perfect. His hair casually tousled in an I-just-woke-up-this-way look. She’d plucked his eyebrows already. Lips together and just a touch of rouge to give him a little life. Popped the collar of his shirt just so. Opened a few buttons and let his chest hair out to play. Devil may care kind of fellow. Dashing off to the next meeting, but okay with being a little late about it. Makes a few off-colour jokes he winks about, and everyone knows he’s not serious. Few laughs. Calls the ladies, ‘luv,’ and the fellas, ‘tiger,’ and, sure, it’s annoying, but also ironic and delivered perfectly each time so everyone is aware of the irony.
            They were in his apartment in Brighton. Lucia could hear the waves from the beach coming in through his open window. Smell the oil-soaked salt water of Port Phillip Bay. A little rancid, but always familiar when the winds blew the right way.
She had opened the window to distil the smell of the man’s shit. He had soundly crapped himself when she had let herself into the apartment quite unexpectedly. This wasn’t an unusual occurrence for her. Still, the speed of his panicking bowels and their lightning quick evacuation caught her a little by surprise. She was flattered when she thought about it.
Cool night air, polluted ocean, and faeces all combined in an aroma she found strangely beguiling. But you can’t take photos of the olfactory senses. No hashtag to go with that. Maybe a landscape shot of the ocean for her Story? Little inspirational quote: Dear ocean, thank you for making us feel tiny, humble, inspired, and salty … all at once. Yeah, that might do. Maybe a picture of his soiled pants when she was done: Smelled … like victory.
‘Very handsome,’ she said and adjusted the lighting to make sure the perfectly centred bullet hole in his forehead was clearly visible. Scratched a little at the artful stream of blood flowing down his roman nose so that the line was almost perfectly straight. She draped one of his arms across his lap and made sure his slumping posture was sufficiently supported so that he wouldn’t immediately topple to the floor without her support. Placed the other over the back of the chair, effectively puffing out his chest and lolling his head back into the headrest behind him. Tilting his chin.
Yeah, so? He was saying.
Love the attitude.
            Her phone was sitting on a chair across from them both. Lucia stepped away from the man carefully. Watched as his weight slightly shifted and was caught in an ideal repose. She picked up her phone. Switched it to its camera function. Crouched low to angle the lens upward at the man in the chair and snapped of a series of photos, adjusting her position slightly each time. Changed angle and a few more pictures. Moved his head a little and a touch more rouge. Tidied up the blood. The phone clicked and snapped.
            When she felt she had taken enough photos – hopefully caught the essential essence she was cultivating – Lucia fell back into the other chair. Adjusted her Smith & Wessen M&P22 pistol so it didn’t stick into her side so much. Started looking through all the photos. Deleting and adjusting as she went. She was looking for a man-about-town, easy sociability, little-deity-on-the-town, just-how-he-is shot.
            There was a noise in the corridor outside. Some light footsteps and rustling bags. Lucia tensed. Fingers went to her gun. Her other hand ready to stash her phone in her jacket pocket next to her silencer. She waited until it fell quiet. The man across from her shifted slightly into an even more casual lean. Legs splayed out in an act of dominance. This was his space. You were just a visitor. Lucia appreciated the attitude.
            She found the perfect photo.
Looking up at him, like he expected people to, but only because he was a top bloke otherwise. A man of the boys – and gals, if you know what I mean. Round of beers. Knows how to listen and lead. Courteous with the help. Knows his etiquette. A perfect gentleman, but not incapable of a little rough stuff. Nothing wrong with a bit of smacking. A little choking. Chicks like it when you tell them like it is. Grab them by the back of the head. Throw them around.
He was lounging with his dick basically hanging out. His hand resting in his crotch as though he was a moment away from flopping it out. Head lolled back, ready for another cheeky gobby. The hole in his forehead lit like it was about to reveal the innermost secrets of his brain. All his jizz and attitude leaking out, leaving a blank, hollow cavern. The hole could have been a bindi – there he goes again with the ironic cultural appropriation. He was a model of chill. Unfussed about what might happen. Sexy because of it. Ready to spring into action. Ready to blow his load.
Lucia loved it.
She logged into her account on KillingTime, @LuciasLuvs. Admired the array of heart-eyed emojis, cute dancing teddy bears, and rifles bearing enormous smiles amidst a series of samurai swords. Her bio read:
Just a cute girl out in the world who luvs taking pics. Who’s gonna be my next model? Inquiries? Slip into my DM for deets.
The pictures underneath were her models all arranged in various poses of nonchalance and disinterest. Of power and prestige. Of casual holidays and friendly drinks. They were bullet riddled, sliced apart, hammer smashed, blood stained, held in rictus with rouge smeared lips. Beautiful, all up. Their likes were in the thousands. One, of a name Melbourne model – purse lipped, hands around a champagne flute, throat slit, wearing a luxury designer dress, breasts popping up, covered in satin and blood, with the caption: Contract dispute … What’re going to do about it? – had over a one hundred thousand online ticks of approval.
Lucia uploaded her latest with the caption, Doing Thursday right.
She started adding hashtags.
#picoftheday #fashion #beautiful #winter #beach #luxury #style #daboyz #boyswillbeboys #smile #brighton #brightonliving #shatmyself #followme #thursday #readyforadrink #readyforalady #comeover #handsome
Then finished and released the photo onto KillingTime.
While Lucia waited for the likes to start coming in – three in the first ten seconds – she fingered through the main stream. Generously handing out her own likes to the handiwork of others around Melbourne. Images of theft. Gangland slayings out in the Wastes. A man posing with a couple of neutered wind jackals he’d caught up north. A headless yeti at the Wasatch. Heaps of selfies. One more day till the weekend. She looked for another contract.
Her phone vibrated and buzzed as people liked and commented on her picture.
the legend lives on
hotstuffffff ðŸ”¥ðŸ”¥ðŸ”¥ðŸ”¥


@69erkingofjerusalem chek out this chic. she’s madddd
Tell me how you do it?
i’d bang him. U? @silkybitch999
bang! ðŸ”«  right in the cerebral cortex


Lucia stopped sliding. She looked at a picture of a small, brown haired woman, creeping around what looked like a sewer grate. A vague tugging of recognition, but not certain, played at Lucia’s memory. She swiped the picture across and saw a van. It’s numberplates clear. The caption read: Wanted. Have stolen item. Negotiable reward on completion. Dead or Alive. It has been posted by @churchviolentiam, whose profile was mostly images of black and silver robed people in prayer. No hashtags. No captions. Kind of arty, but not consciously. The pictures were all clumsy.
Usually, Lucia didn’t respond to ads without a set reward. An ironclad contract. ‘Negotiable’ usually meant tight and/or will kill you on completion. The poster, in this case, though, seemed distinguishably bourgeois. Classless. So, skint with their cash.
Yet, there was something about the face of the woman. Something she knew would tug at her if she tried to ignore it. Plus, it was such a pretty little face. Perfect for her collection. Maybe she’d have her reading a book. Doing something studious. Hitting the books. Gotta be smart. Bent over a journal.
She DM-ed @churchviolentiam: whose van? what’d they steal?
Lucia sat and waited for a response. Likes and comments flying in.

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